Broccoli casserole

A woman goes to her
boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness
and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets
out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before
she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked
over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said
in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.

The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't
even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
rrrrrip.


The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy!' Once
again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman
had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She
let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.



Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Dammit
Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'